var howMany = 69
				var quote = new Array(howMany+1)
				quote[0]="This is a throwing knife, I practice a lot with it.  Which eye won't you be needing?"
				quote[1]="I am going to hit you now.  When you wake up we will discuss the reasons why I needed to hit you."
				quote[2]="There is no monkey in the chunky monkey"
				quote[3]="I don't suffer from insanity. I revel in it"
				quote[4]="You'll never be alone with the voices in your head.  You may not believe it but they want your family dead"
				quote[5]="I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
				quote[6]="We train young men to drop fire on out enemies, but their commanders won't let them write fuck on their aeroplanes because it's obscene"
				quote[7]="I think that the sort of societies I am describing would be more disturbing to someone who lived in a cohesive, functioning social democracy than to someone who lives in the United States"
				quote[8]="All your base are belong to us"
				quote[9]="They have set us up the bomb"
				quote[10]="Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense"
				quote[11]="I dream, therefore I exist"
				quote[12]="Society often forgives the criminal; it never forgives the dreamer"
				quote[13]="Don't make me start inserting firearms"
				quote[14]="It's not paranoia when they're really after you"
				quote[15]="You are so beyond screwed you couldnt catch a bus back to screwed"
				quote[16]="When I have a kid I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic"
				quote[17]="1 in 4 people suffer from some form of insanity.  Think of your 3 best friends, if they're alright then you know you've got the problem"
				quote[18]="I know you can be overwhelmed and I'm pretty sure you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?"
				quote[19]="If I knew what that was I'd probably be impressed"
				quote[20]="Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent"
				quote[21]="The IQ of a mob is that of the dumbest member, divided by the total number of people in the mob"
				quote[22]="The quickest way to end a war is to lose it"
				quote[23]="I'm not running away, I'm creatively charging"
				quote[24]="Are you gonna back off or do I have to do something freudian with this??!"
				quote[25]="I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor, and surviving"
				quote[26]="This wallpaper will be the death of me.  One of us will have to go"
				quote[27]="Is ignorance really bliss, or are you just faking it?" 
				quote[28]="Stalin, you so crazy"
				quote[29]="When the going gets tough, someone hold my rodent!"
				quote[30]="Genocide.  When the only problem is you"
				quote[31]="If I say it's safe to surf this beach, it's safe to surf this beach"
				quote[32]="That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too"
				quote[33]="Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Santa Claus"
				quote[34]="They landed.  It's a small sentance but it contains a lot of incident"
				quote[35]="To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"
				quote[36]="Beer.  Now there's a temporary solution"
				quote[37]="Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel"
				quote[38]="Nobody tosses a dwarf!"
				quote[39]="This wallpaper will be the death of me.  One of us will have to go."
				quote[40]="Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back... and then run like hell when he isjn't looking"
				quote[41]="Disclaimer: We have no wish to offend you unless you're a twit"
				quote[42]="At my signal, unleash hell"
				quote[43]="Shall I tell you what's happening, or do you want me to get you a box?"
				quote[44]="Objectivity is in the eye of the beholder"
				quote[45]="The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer"
				quote[46]="Circular definition: see 'circular definition'"
				quote[47]="Help! The paranoids are out to get me!"
				quote[48]="Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed"
				quote[49]="Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat"
				quote[50]="An honest politician is one who stays bought"
				quote[51]="I don't see you, so don't pretend you're there"
				quote[52]="Smile! The Illuminati are watching"
				quote[53]="Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs"
				quote[54]="I have gone to find myself.  If I get back before I return, please tell me to wait here"
				quote[55]="I'll have to put something into their food to make them forget about this"
				quote[56]="Don't steal. The government hates the competition"
				quote[57]="The worst thing about censorship is ...deleted for security purposes..."
				quote[58]="Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to"
				quote[59]="What if this weren't a hypothetical question?"
				quote[60]="FNORD"
				quote[61]="Beware of the superficially profound"
				quote[62]="Gotta run, my government's collapsing"
				quote[63]="Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"
				quote[64]="Of all the things I've lost, I miss my pants the most"
				quote[65]="A soldiers purpose is not to die for their country, it's to make the other guy die for his."
				quote[66]="Layoffs will be handled as humanely as possible.  Where's my cattleprod?"
				quote[67]="In war, pray that your enemy is ready to die for his country.  That way you and he both have the same objective in mind"
				quote[68]="Kill one person and its a tragedy.  Kill a million, and it's just a statistic"
				quote[69]="I'm an individualist, just like everyone else"
				function rndnumber(){
				var randscript = -1
				while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript)){
				randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1))
				}
				return randscript
				}
				quo = rndnumber()
				quox = quote[quo]
				document.write(quox)